Thursday, May 28, 2009

Motivation Tip No. 1

Hello there,

i am now going to outline 2 ways you can motivate yourself. Which ever method you choose is at your own discretion. 

Method 1

Step 1. Tell a friend about your goals and your aim. (E.g If your aim is to lose 10 pounds, tell him/her you want to lose 10 pounds)

Step 2. Take a naked photo of yourself in the most unflattering position ever conceivable by all of mankind.

Step 3. Pass this photo to your friend and tell him/her to post it on his/her Facebook account and tag you in it should you not meet your goal in the pre determined amount of time.

Step 4. Sit back, relax and watch your naked photo mentally scar your family, relatives, your friends and your friends' children forever. (You know that your friend is going to post the photo even if you do meet your goal, don't you =P)


Now on to Method 2!!

Method 2

If you are one of those people who have felt their day absolutely whizz by without accomplishing anything, this tip is for you. 

Step 1. Plan your day

Step 2. Thats it!

Every night, before you sleep, take out a weekly planner or a piece of paper and write down what you want to do for your next day. Keep it simple and short. Don't be overly ambitious. For example, if you have been wanting to finish reading "To Kill A Mockingbird" for the longest time but have not gotten down to doing it, put down as your aim for tomorrow - "Read Chapters 1 and 2 of To Kill A Mockingbird" instead of 
- "Finish reading the whole book".

Doing so helps to break down your task into easier digestable smaller chunks, instead of a mammoth task that be very difficult to finish.
Trust me on this that at the end of the day, when you finish doing your assigned tasks and aims for the day, you will feel a sense of accomplishment and fulfillment. What's more, you would have gotten something useful done as well!

Whichever method you choose to use is up to you, but i personally think that Method 1 is much more fun! However, if you find your friends avoiding your calls or not inviting you to their children's birthday parties. Check your friend's Facebook account.  =)



Disclaimer: I do not accept any responsibility for any undesirable consequences that result from my motivational methods.


MOTIVATE YOURSELF COS YOUR FRIENDS SURE AS HELL AINT" GONNA DO IT FOR YOU!

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